You May Be a Bit Dependent ...
You're more than a little preoccupied with being abandoned.
You need a lot of support in your life, at all times.
It's difficult for you to survive on your own...
And you don't reallly think you ever could.
You Are the Very Gay Winnie the Pooh!
Come on, he doesn't wear pants!
And he's a little too obsessed with Christopher Robin